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next to the urinal I was using. I had no idea it was going to overflow. Yes, I did see your pants all down on the floor (nasty) and thought how awfully germie those pants will be from laying on that tile. I had no idea that flushing the urinal was going to overflow it and had even less of a clue that your pants would absorb half of the overflow. Perhaps if I hadn't been holding my breath for 5 minutes because of whatever you killed internally I may have noticed the gurgling and then the spillover. If the smell wasn't close to killing me I may have even tried to stop it from running under the stall and soaking your germie pants with pee water.
Perhaps I wouldn't have run out the door howling like a ten year old because of the smell, the water, and the fear of you killing me. Perhaps..................................
Nah. I was outta there no matter what. I did run around the corner to my office and called Environmental Services to let them know there was a toilet overflow in that corridor. Yes, I turned the light off in the outer office so you wouldn't knock on it looking for the perp. I did have sweat pants that may have fit you but I thought you would return them without washing them so I didn't make the offer.
This story was brought to you by the letter PEE!
I can imagine there is video of me scampering down the hall and around the corner fumbling for keys. I am sure there is no video, however, of me sitting on the shuttle bus and laughing uncontrollably to the shagrin of those around me. I had to tell somebody so I chose all of you.
I am ashamed of myself. I should have stayed and helped. But what could I do?
Snicker...............giggle..........bwahahahahaha!!!!!
A lady at work left a curler on top of her head. It was funny but it was even funnier watching everybody secretly laugh at her behind her back and not tell her. So I did.
Krispy Kreme had their flag at half staff. I checked the news and nobody famous died and it wasn't a holiday so I wondered what it could be. Did they have a really good customer that passed away? Will they send a donut shaped flower arrangement? Will sales plummet? Did the family go to KK after the funeral?
I don't know. I just found those things funny. The curler had me on the ground in the parking lot because Miss Thang was strutting her stuff thinking she was all sexy. I think if she didn't keep tossing her hair around somebody may have manned up and told her other than me. Her confidence level was such that I thought she did it on purpose.
Zola is coming for the weekend. Mississippi State plays Vandy tomorrow night and Kevin and Zola are going. I gave her my ticket because I will watch it on TV. Plus it might rain. I'll let them sit in the rain.
Carry on.
I was honored with a Credo Award at work today and am flattered. I always say how much I love the place I work and they responded back and let me know they like me also.We have "credo" behaviors we are expected to uphold and we are graded on them each year during our reviews. I have always gotten good credo scores but this year I was honored with a Credo Award. I got to stand in front of all the leadership members and listen to my boss tell them all why I am a good employee. I think it boils down to a few things but the thing that matters most to me is how proud I am of what we do and who we are.
I was presented this bowl along with an bag full of corporate proaganda (lol) and a check for $500.00 clams. I was quiet as a church mouse and all my friends kept teasing me saying they had never seen me so quiet. They were expecting shadow puppets and a cartwheel across the stage. But I was humbled tremendously. My boss told the story of how I entered the Healthcare field. He told the story of my mom getting sick and how much I relied on the people working to take care of her and that I felt a debt to the healthcare field for being so good to my family and for providing my mother with peace of mind during her final years with us.
Coincidentally, today is the anniversary of my mom's passing. I bet she was looking for shadow puppets and a cartwheel also. They had this great picture of me on the screen behind me in the middle of the stage and everybody told me it was a good one. I never saw it because I was frozen in time listening to who I am and what I stand for as seen through the eyes of somebody I admire greatly. My boss did a very nice job of sharing stuff with the group that they may not know about that I do as part of my job.
I was being honored in a room full of life savers, Nobel Laureats, Professors, and Surgeons and they made me feel that what I do is every bit as important as what they do. I beg to differ but appreciate the show of support. Plus, this lady I hate had to sit in the front row and listen to Bill go on and on about what a great guy I am. If I had any balls I would have called her onstage and given her my award. But I decided not to. That wouldn't have been Credo Behavior. I had also contemplated wearing a bathing suit and exclaiming that I thought I won a Speedo Award but chickened out at the last minute with the current cold snap we are having.
So I thought of my mom in so many ways and I got to share with her today some of the impact her life had on me. But more importantly I got to let everybody else know just how much it meant for me to have those last few years with her. Her healthcare team kept her rather healthy and her spirits as high as a persons can be with a terminal illness. I'm just trying to say thank you to them and let her know I miss her and love her.
http://crooksandliars.com/susie-madrak/norma-rae-dead-68-after-two-year-stru
Crystal Lee Sutton is dead. She inspired "Norma Rae" and was denied treatment by her insurance provider.
PLease read this because it can happen to you.