Nashville loves Hillary Clinton. We attended her rally here tonight. I just got done putting my signs out in the front yard. I will be volunteering and delivering signs to anyone who wants one in their yard within a 50 mile radius.
I myself can't but I have a slumlord friend who can bring over one that I tore down. I promised them to his tenants to burn for heat but I don't think they'll miss one. Ah, crap. They're all gone. One of his friends must have stolen them. Maybe Ted Kennedy can drive me over. Is it happy hour yet? Just kidding. I'll probably have to put one up myself if things don't work out. I was thinking he could turn his cheap Georgian Mansion into a drug rehab. He can write it off his taxes if he remembers to pay them. All we need is a dead hooker. An underaged male one. And a pony.
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I'm in the radius! I'm in the radius!!
Man, I wished I'd known she was in town, I would have loved to have gone. Boo.
I myself can't but I have a slumlord friend who can bring over one that I tore down. I promised them to his tenants to burn for heat but I don't think they'll miss one. Ah, crap. They're all gone. One of his friends must have stolen them. Maybe Ted Kennedy can drive me over. Is it happy hour yet? Just kidding. I'll probably have to put one up myself if things don't work out. I was thinking he could turn his cheap Georgian Mansion into a drug rehab. He can write it off his taxes if he remembers to pay them. All we need is a dead hooker. An underaged male one. And a pony.