QotD:Just Like Me, But In 2-D
Which cartoon character best represents you?
Submitted by Know It All.
"I'm a Chickenhawk,Dammit"! Alright, so when I was a little bitty fella my mom called me "Henerery Chickenhawk" (that's how he says it). I must've been about 5 or 6 and I was quite a sight riding down the street with my junior Speedo, a plastic machine gun, a white ski-mask, and my teddy bear "Big Mary" tied to my back with my plaid bathrobe tie. My teddy bear was about 3 times larger than me so my mother would say I looked like Henry Chickenhawk dragging Foghorn Leghorn off to eat him. I also had a huge head in proportion to my body so the name was quite apprapo. Can you imagine my name for the teddy bear ( a Hooker plushie). She was bright red with a white belly and the nose was pulled out because I dragged her around by it. She always rode on my back face behind so she could watch for whoever was sneeking up on me. When you are the youngest brother there is always someone sneaking up on you. Chickenhawk has a few other meanings in this day and age. The first one describes a perverted old gay man with a taste for very much younger men. The second describes a trigger happy, war loving guy who will gladly send others to fight but are too scared to go themselves. Let's just call him "W". The top picture is of a magnet off our refrigerator. I also have a Christmas ornament with Henry and Foghorn Leghorn. I really have fond memories of Henry. I would wear my ski mask year round and had a red, yellow, and blue striped Speedo with a gold buckle on it. My bike had a banana seat and a big tall Orange Crush flag that would bop up and down as I pedalled Mary around the hood. I lived on a military base at the time and I am guessing I must've been quite a site. I probably weighed about 27 pounds wet(which I always was, hence the Speedo) I am forever greatful that I grew out of the Speedo thing because nothing is more disturbing than the old Banana Hammock on a man. The only funnier image I can muster is that if I could replicate this picture now. God help us all. On a military Base would be perfect.
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