It's Deja Vu all over again!!!!!!!! Ha Ha ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

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Um. He was trying to "handle" his matter himself? And expeditiously? Well...I hope he had a good time!!!
Dumbshit!
What is up with these people. Have they heard of discretion? I have never been caught having sex in a public washroom and I'm a flaming faggot. I don't play where I "pinch",lol! Can you imagine having to be careful and being that GD stupid. Now of course I have had sex several million times in public bathrooms. I just don't get caught. Hey, wait a minute. It just dawned on me that you guys call me DB. Uhm....doosh bag? Maybe we should call this guy DB.
I could not even begin to understand what these people are thinking. It almost appears as if they want to get caught, though.
It seems to me that there are plenty of ways to find people to have sex...ok, I am NOT anywhere NEAR even well informed on the subject...ok???...but.....honestly...soliciting strangers in a public restroom? He wanted to get caught.

???
By the by.....doosh bag? No....YOU are not doosh bag.....but these kinda guys....well, they couldn't even fulfill the positive usefulness of a doosh bag...if I perceive that term correctly.....;) :P

; 0 <-----%

"Hey, got any toilet paper over there"?

LMAO.

Can ya spare a square?

It's no coincidence that it's these repressed ultra-conservatives dudes who are out doing seedy things in public restrooms. He's anti gay marriage and civil rights, but pro BJ in an airport crapper? Hmmmmm. . .

I can't think of anything innocent you can do in the bathroom that could be "misconstrued" as a lewd act. This guy needs to shut up and pay his fine. Then he should take a long look at himself and figure out where his homophobia is coming from. He's not the first closeted homosexual who can't accept himself and has turned his inner conflict into a political mission. I almost feel sorry for him.

Do these guys not watch each other get caught on TV. I could e-mail them the video's of the "Ooops" speeches. Man, I stopped feeling sorry when my own gay life took a header into the gutter when these guys all started shooting their mouths off. Self hatred of that level is so sad however. I do have to say that I get just as angry at these guys when they try to get gay people to embrace them out of sympathy and then carry on as though they never did all those things. I'm sure more will follow. It's early in the scandal,lol.
"gross misdemeanor interference to privacy"

I'm trying to figure out how many different things that could mean. Maybe the door lock was broken and the guy was just sitting there with his mouth open because his sinuses were really messed up from allergies and he was reading Reader's Digest and the Senator walked in and accidentally didn't see the guy sitting there with his mouth open and the guy was so wrapped up in the gripping story of a woman left for dead in a tragic chocolate factory mishap but she overcame her abandonment in the automatic wrapping room by eating all the chocolate, causing the quality control program to stop the line and allowing inspectors to discover her but by then she had a terrible theobromine addiction and had to be evacuated to a special detox facility where she beat the odds and became that woman in the satellite dish commercials on the edge of being discovered and the Senator accidentally unzipped and...

Accidentally.

Heck. Anyone could misunderstand THAT! Doncha think? :)

With that explantion it's amazing there aren't tens of millions of people accidentally having Senatorial Gay sex in bathrooms. Rhanks.

let me reprise my reaction from the last time you psted about a homophobic repugnican legislator getting busted for soliciting in a public bathroom:

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heh. now that I got *that* off my system, let's review the "misconstrued" actions:
“I could see Craig look through the crack in the door from his position. Craig would look down at his hands, ‘fidget’ with his fingers, and then look through the crack into my stall again…. “At 1216 hours, Craig tapped his right foot. I recognized this as a signal used by persons wishing to engage in lewd conduct. Craig tapped his toes several times and moves his foot closer to my foot…. The presence of others did not seem to deter Craig as he moved his right foot so that it touched the side of my left foot which was within my stall area,” the report states.

[if I can be serious for a moment] I'd like to state that the actions of Craig as described by the arresting officer should not be reason for an arrest. If someone (not a hypocritical, homophobic, piece-of-shit jackass) tries playing footsie in the bathroom to indicate his interest in maybe going further, how can that possibly be sufficient cause for an arrest? that is sad and pathetic

the statement above applies only to individuals who are NOT Larry Craig; since it did happen to Larry Craig, I shall now indulge in a little dance

[dances]
I'm no fan of Drudge, but he's had some good headlines for this story:

"brokeback bathroom..."
"craig's list..."
"his own private idaho"


heh.
Yeah, I know what you mean about this not being an arrestable cause but in his case I'm all for it. I just wish he would have gone a little further to make himself look even stupider. If only they caught him in lace undies with a large rubber toy in his briefcase. I believe he "stalled" for as long as he could and it took almost two months for us to even hear about it. He must have had a pretty crappy 2 month summer vacation knowing it was about to come out. Maybe he's doing drugs to get over it.
hey y'all!

kindly point yer browsers here and watch the merry folks at Wonkette liveblog Larry Craig's speech to his fellow Idahoes.

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Hahaha! This is the bestest! It makes me so happy. I shall now join Mariser in a little dance. *shimmies around DB's blog*
TEE HEE! Thanks Mariser, that was great! :-D
[this is good]
It sounds like those conservatives are more worried about what we are doing than what THEY are doing.
That statement says it all. I wonder if this dude is even gay. I can't tell you how many so-called straight guys I've met that like asshole play. But everyone's so afraid of catching teh ghey they've got to repress it and everyone else.

If these republican dudes could just get over their "moral values" and allow themselves to have a good time, admit to their wives that they want to have a good time (while allowing everyone else to have a good time), the world would be a much better place.

That being said, what an idiot, and what an even bigger asshole.
I just saw this on the wires myself. What a riot! Rich old white well-closeted conservative caught nookin' pa nub in all da wrong places. Sah-weeet.

I have a link to the police report in here. For your viewing amusement.
hey y'all

The Smoking gun just posted Craig's guilty plea
I have to say that you guys all are true reporters. I have learned more from mariser and jay's links than I heard on CNN. For real fun put on FOX and watch them dance around it. Truly you guys get all the stuff fit to print. If only our media would cover the stories the way my neighborhood does we would all be better informed. Bravo!
[this is good]
LMAO. Comeuppance. He has it.

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